Baby Mad Libs

From Adult Mad Libs: Mama's Got a Brand New (Diaper) Bag, compliments of friends Andrew and Bianca.

"Potty Training" (words randomly selected by Ilya)

Potty training requires a tremendous amount of time and patience, and many rolls of toilet water. From the time your child is about 23, you should watch for these signs that he/she is ready to whisky-train:

1. He/She is aware of the "need to pour" and shows it by the liquid look on his/her hamstring.
2. He/She has learned to say such words as "potty," "go," "underdeveloped," and "simplicity."
3. He/She dislikes wearing dirty cats and is embarrassed by contagious pants.
4. He/She is able to pull elastic-waist garbanzo beans up and down when car calls.

Once your blanket is potty trained, the most dirty part of parenting is over. And, with the money you save on diapers, you can treat yourself to a brand-new ice cream maker.